We may never know one way or the other
but there's an argument that Rage, the first novel King published under
his pseudonym may have sold the poorest of any book King ever wrote.
It's not merely because almost no one
bought any of 'Bachman's' novels when they were under his name. It's that when
the truth came out about Bachman, all of King's books under that label were
published first in an omnibus volume and then only in the mid-1990s did they
begin to get released individually. And then outside events intervened that
lead to the author essentially pulling the book from the shelves voluntarily.
You see Rage is about a high
school named Charlie Decker who on a bright May morning has a mental breakdown.
It's been a long time coming as he admits. He's called to the office by the
principal Mr. Decker, who talks to him about his most recent psychiatric
evaluation. Decker tries to be polite about but then Charlie starts to 'get it
on' which as we will learn is to mentally dress down an authority figure in the
meanest possible terms and with vulgar language. Decker reacts like any principal
should and expels him. This is Charlie's reaction:
I went down the staircase whistling. I
felt wonderful. Things happen that way sometimes. When everything is as its
worst, your mind just throws it all into the wastebasket and goes to Florida
for a while. There is a sudden electric what-the-hell glow as you stand there
looking back over your shoulder at the bridge you just burned down.
He then goes to his locker, takes out
his father's pistol and his bullets. Then he goes back to his classroom and
shoots his algebra teacher.
After the shootings at Columbine King
voluntarily had Rage pulled from all bookstores which as we all know
ended school shootings forever. The
truth is King no doubt this as a preemptive strike. For his entire career even
then his novels always were being put on 'banned books' lists because of their
violence and language (as they still are basically to this day.) Rage was
no more responsible for all of the shootings that had happened before that
horrible event then those who would eventually try to blame films such as The
Basketball Diaries immediately afterward. But King had to know that this
would be something that those on the right (who had less influence over
censorship back then but it was still significant) would use as a cudgel to get
all of his books off the shelfs and do everything to destroy his career in the
future. Besides this was an easy sacrificial lamb compared to others that were
far more worthy of it.
So the only way you can get Rage in
the 21st century is either if you find a copy of the book at a used
book stores or more likely if you can find the omnibus collection on eBay or
other places. Now I've had the latter for decades obviously, so let me tell you
some more details.
First Rage is almost certainly
the first book King ever wrote. He started it while still a teenager, either 18 or 19
depending on his telling of the story. "At one point I found it moldering
away in the cellar of the house I grew up in – this rediscovery was in 1970 and
I finished it in 1971." This book, like The Long Walk, was one of
two very early novels he wrote before Carrie ended up being published
that he thought was 'pretty good'. In fact under the title Getting It On Doubleday
had almost bought it and published it two years before Carrie was sold.
So it became the first book he submitted as Bachman in 1977. It was released,
like all of the first four Bachman books, without fanfare and sold just as
badly.
Now I've read it multiple times over
the years. It does not, as King himself referred to it in 'Why I Was Bachman'
"suck like an Electrolux" but honestly its not very good King or even
very good Bachman. The Long Walk reads far better, is more tightly
written and does a better job getting into the head of Ray Garraty, who's the
same age as Charlie Decker. Rage, by contrast, is uneven and rambles too
much.
Part of the problem is Charlie just
isn't that interesting a character. He ends up telling his story to his
classmates as part of his 'defense' for what he does but there are times even
he acknowledge its not that interesting a story. The reason he claims to have done everything
he did is because of how bad his father was. "My dad has hated me for as
long as I can remember'. The thing is we never get a clear reason why because
the novel's entirely from Charlie's perspective. He served in World War II and
he was clearly proud of doing so and he doesn't seem happy to be a recruiting
chief for the Vietnam War. And he is abusive to his son at times but not in a
particularly original way.
Honestly Charlie's grievances are so
small: his father yells at him and hits him after he breaks the windows of the
car, he hates wearing a corduroy suit his mother gives him at 12 and has to
wear it to a birthday party (by that point his father doesn't even talk to him,
he has a terrible sexual experience at sixteen, finally he takes a pipe wrench
to school and finally nearly kills one of his teachers. 'Bachman' really only seems interested in
what's happening in the present and not what made Charlie who he was.
When King first wrote the novel he was
a teenager in the 1960s when the Vietnam War was going horribly and the
generational clash that to this day shapes every aspect of our American
experience was going on. Its praiseworthy that he tries to put us in the heads
of his fellow teenagers and to do so in an act of violence might be a good way
to do it. But Charlie doesn't come across as that interesting a protagonist or
an antihero. There's no good reason for Charlie being who he is – he's
basically a stick figure.
If Rage had ever been done in
any other medium (which it almost certainly never will be) it probably would
have worked better as a play. In the
hardcover its barely 125 pages long and it basically unfolds over an hour and a
half from the moment Charlie is excused from class to the end of the hostage
situation. And since it's also basically set in a high school and the majority
of it a classroom, it would almost certainly work dramatically better.
The main reason that I actually think
King was premature in removing Rage from the shelves is that its
actually improved with age in many ways. I'm not talking about the
shooting in the school, I'm talking about how it gets the core of so many of
the problems driving teenagers that are nevertheless true; the loneliness, the
desire to conform, the way they all seem frustrated. And that's what actually
makes Rage work.
After Charlie shoots his homeroom
teenager none of his fellow students react:
Nobody said a word. They sat in utter
stunned silence, looking at me attentively, as if I had just announced I was
going to tell them how they could all get passes to the Placerville Drive-in
this Friday night.
They barely manage dull surprise when
Charlie says: "This is known as getting it on.
Nobody said anything for five
minutes…They looked at me, and I looked at them. Maybe they still could have
bolted and they're still asking me why they didn't. Why didn't they cut and
run, Charlie? What did you do to them…I don't answer any questions about
what happened in Room 16. But if I told them anything, it would be that they've
forgotten what it's like to be a kid, to live cheek-in-jowl with violence…
I'm just telling you that American
kinds labor under a huge life of violence, both real and make-believe…I knew
they thought they'd be all right. That's part of it. What I wonder about it is
this: Were they hoping I'd get somebody else?"
No one can look at so much of what
teenagers, both in this country and around the world, are living through and
not realize how dead on that statement still is in 2026. That King wrote this
thirty years before social media and active shooter drills were become the norm
for the average teenager is yet another example where King/Bachman saw the
future without meaning to.
The only person who honestly seems to
think that something horrible is going on is Ted Jones, the most popular kid in
high school. Everyone else seems to almost be having a good time from the
start, they're fine if he's smoking, one actually asked if he can do homework.
Charlie acknowledges to one of the
students that he's nuts but he can't explain why. "If I knew what was
making me do it, I problem wouldn't have to." What Charlie can't explain
is why everyone in the room is almost immediately on his side. He's actually
shocked when they start to turn on Ted, who's the only one who wants to end the
violence.
One of the sequences that is the most
powerful in the book comes when Don Grace, the school shrink tries to talk
Charlie down. He tells Grace that the next time he asks a question he will
shoot someone. This leads to a four page tour de force. Done entirely in short
sentence in which Charlie engages in a back and forth that eventually tricks
Grace into asking a question by quoting the bible and finally causes him to
walk away utterly broken.
What's more frightening is after this
the classroom erupts in joy, which he describes as on the outside as something
unsettling.
Very early in the novel Charle
basically states his thesis about the universe and that he thinks for most part
it is sane orderly and logical. But:
The other side says that the universe
has all the logic of a little kid in a Halloween cowboy suit with his guts and
his trick or treat candy spread all over a mile of Interstate 95. This is the
logic of napalm, paranoia, suitcase bombs carried by happy Arabs, random
carcinoma. This logic eats itself. It says life is a monkey on a stick, it says life spins as hysterically
and erratically as the penny you flick to see who buys lunch.
No one looks at that side unless they
have to, and I can understand that. You look at it if you hitch a ride with a
drunk in a GTO who puts up to 110 and starts blubbering about how his wife
turned him out ; you look at it if some guy decides to drive across Indiana
shooting kids on bicycles; you look at it if your sister says, "I'm going
down to the store for a minute, big guy" and then gets killed in a
stickup.
It's a roulette wheel, but anyone who
says the game is rigged is whining. No matter how many numbers there are, the
principal of that little white jittering ball never changes. Don't say its
crazy, it's all so cool and sane.
And all that weirdness isn't just
going on outside. Its in you too, right now, growing in the dark like magic
mushrooms.
I find it impossible to argue with
that logic and anyone who thinks otherwise is as crazy as Charlie knows he is.
Charlie uses this statement right
after shoots his algebra teacher to make it very clear he knows that he's
insane and that by contrast proves his sanity. He can't explain what happens
next, how the teenagers with a feud turn on each other and then decide to
become friends, how everybody begins to share secrets that even horrify Charlie.
Finally he realizes something horrible:
At times I was almost tempted to feel
(foolish conceit) that I was holding them by myself by sheer willpower. Now I
know, of course, that nothing could have been farther from the truth. I had one
real hostage that day and his name was Ted Jones.
The real horror in Rage is not
the violence that Charlie invokes upon the faculty but that comes in the real
climax of the novel. It is something that is genuinely horrific and can't be
explained by such things as Stockholm Syndrome. It's so unsettling that Charlie
doesn't describe it himself in the book and almost feels compelled to comfort
Ted after its happened. We know in the aftermath of the horrors of that day
that Charlie has been institutionalized and all of the teenagers seem to have
gotten through their experience completely fine with no signs of trauma. And
why should they? Charlie was never the real cause of it.
I'm relatively certain in my lifetime,
certainly not King's that Rage will ever be on library shelves or
available in a new edition. The thing is, if you realty want to understand just
how crazy the world is today, reading 'Bachman's' first novel might give you
some insight. It won't explain the nightmare that unfolds with Charlie and his
classmates but if we realize that at some basic level those problems with
teenagers have always been there, that the craziness of life is just below the
surface and that all of us are just one little thing away from exploding then
there's an argument we need to read it.
And as we all know there are still
Charlie Deckers in our world and our society is no more prepared to understand
them now then they were in 1999 or in 1977. The only real difference is that
there's a place in the world where they're accepted for who they are. That
being said Charlie Decker would have no use for Andrew Tate or those in the
manosphere. They'd be too close to Ted Jones for his liking.