I know that as an admirer of
Hollywood and one who mourns the changes in the industry at some level I should
be upset that this week The Late Show is coming to an end. I should be
upset that a 33 year old institution is closing and nothing will replace.
I said I should. I'm not.
I can't bring myself to feel
sympathy for the fact that a white male multimillionaire is losing his job.
What I am is angry that it is because of this white male millionaire – and as
we saw with no irony basically late night is made up of white male millionaires - an
institution that has existed practically since the medium came into existence
may very well go extinct by the end of the decade. I'm angry that late night is the clearest
casualty in Hollywood's ten years of unchecked warfare against Donald Trump and
that despite all that, Hollywood seems to keep coming to the conclusion that
none of this is their fault. They blame
the corporate interests, the GOP, the general public, really anyone but
themselves.
What makes this all the more
frustrating is that Stephen Colbert, who had been working on Comedy Central as
far back as sketch shows like Exit 57 and Strangers With Candy, came
to prominence on The Colbert Report, which was founded in the midst of
America's utter fatigue with all things connected to the War on Terror. Colbert
understood the flaws of the institutions and made it very clear in his first
full year on the air. In 2006 he delivered a powerful satiric speech as the
White House Correspondent's Dinner where he tore apart not just the Bush
administration but the media's
complacency, both conservative and liberal. Then to demonstrate that he was
equal opportunity that year at the Emmys he presented the award for Best
Reality Competition and the first words out of his mouth were "Good
evening, godless sodomites." I laughed hysterically because Colbert had
managed to make it clear by that point on his Report that both sides and
all institutions were fair game.
Now twenty years later in large
part of Colbert's own comedy a thirty-three year old institution is about to
come to an end. There is no sign Colbert understands his role in it. At the end
of last year asked if he'd learned any lessons he said, with no sense of irony,
"I learned never to trust billionaires." Considering Colbert is a
multi-millionaire himself that is the exact comment that on the Report he
would have mocked proof that he was 'kneeling before his God, Babylon'.
I'm increasingly beginning to
realize that for the last decade Hollywood has been engage in a very public War
on Trump that bears all the trademarks of America's involvement in the Gulf War
that was raging when Colbert became a name.
They believed that America was under attack, engaged with an enemy under
vague pretenses and bad intelligence, and have spent the last decade engaged in
what is becoming a quagmire with no exit strategy in sight. And yet the
attitude of the Colbert's of the world is not to acknowledge defeat, call those
who argue with them giving aide and comfort to the enemy and continue to argue
that victory is just around the corner. The damage they've done to is to their
own industry and late night is just the most obvious casualty.
The day of the attack, as Michael
Moore has made clear, was November 9th 2016 when Donald Trump won
the President in a huge upset. Hollywood took this as an assault on their way
of life.
One needs to state upfront that
despite the way cable news and the far right considers Hollywood an arm of the
Democratic party at best it has been a wartime arrangement with Hollywood
getting more out of it then the Democrats ever have. This has always been true
and remained so all the way through 2016: while everyone in Hollywood and late
night hated Trump with a passion that never translated as love for Hilary.
Colbert himself acknowledged it with a dance number on the day she was nominated
where the chorus was "You Have No Choice, You Have No Choice." That Hilary Clinton would be the first female
President should have excited Hollywood as much as the left but it basically
left that cold: they no more wanted Hilary to be the first female president
then they really wanted Obama to be the first black President. They judged both
parties with contempt, and this was true even as they made it very clear how
dangerous Trump would be if elected President.
But it's worth noting they
basically engaged in denial during that campaign saying that no serious person
would vote for Trump. What they meant was, we don't take him seriously,
therefore any electoral triumphs he has among the voters don't count."
It's the same electoral philosophy I'm beginning to define as LDR 'liberals
deny Republicans.
Hollywood, I should mention, was
more upset then anybody that Trump one, I'd argued that they were more upset
that Hilary. And somehow by the time Trump was sworn in they seem to have
written their own Patriot Act'. In their interpretation America was now at war
with an illegitimate President. That the Democrats had conceded the election and
had made it clear they would work him was meaningless and in fact further
reason to hold them unindicted co-conspirators. It was up to Hollywood, and
Hollywood alone, to devote all of its public face to attacking the President.
This was to be priority one, ahead of entertaining the masses.
Hollywood, it needs to be pointed
out, has never been a branch of the government. It can't make laws, enforce
them or carry them out. Throughout the
21st century, particularly during Trump's tenure, the biggest names
in the industry began to create the narrative that Hollywood and the arts had
always been there to speak 'truth to power'. This narrative was coming only
from those within the industry and those who had similar alignments with it,
academics and those from other countries – which meant it was as an impartial a
decision as Dick Cheney when he led the search committee for W's Vice
President. No one could point to any time in history where Hollywood, and
Hollywood alone, had been responsible for a law being passed or a Supreme Court
decision being made. Hollywood might have played some roles assisting to be
sure but the real work was done by people the arena themselves.
But Hollywood went along with its
publicly declared 'War on Trump'. The fighters in this war were all actors,
writers and directors, who were rich and overwhelmingly part of the one percent
– the very people that the right had spent the last twenty years framing as out
of touch liberals that represented all Democrats. Hollywood dealt with this problem the same way
that the W. administration framed its argument that Iraq had Weapons of Mass
Destruction: they pretended it was irrelevant to the battle at hand and assumed
that when those who had spent years watching Fox News learned the truth they
would be greeted as liberators.
And to be clear they had no
intention of winning the hearts and minds of the people who had voted for the
President. Indeed I imagine many of them wished that there was a way to shock
and awe Middle America into submission. But Hollywood doesn't believe violence
is the answer to any problem even though are enemies don't share that opinion.
The strategy was to win hearts and
minds. By which I mean the hearts and minds of people who already agreed with
them. Because Hilary had won the popular
vote but lost the electoral college Hollywood made the assumption a majority of
Americans believed in the left-wing dream and it was only a minority of
privileged people that had blocked it. Ignoring the intelligence that told them
that because Clinton had won California by 4 million votes – in an election
where Hilary had won the popular vote by 3 million – they proceeded
under the concept that they just had to convince the rest of America.
The only condition for victory in
this war was as intangible as any goal in the Gulf War and beyond. It was to
piss off Trump. In this battle an angry tweet directed against a host of late
night was considered a triumph as big as taking out Osama Bin Laden. Colbert
and his colleagues delighted in reading his angry remarks to their gleeful
audiences and calling it comedy. That Trump was still President before and
after he made those tweets was irrelevant, that he made similar tweets against
anyone who he thought crossed him – which was an endless list – was also
irrelevant, as was how this was supposed to convince those people who thought
every word out of his mouth was gospel that they were being lied to was not
even taken into consideration. Least of all was whether any of this was even
funny to anyone other then the people in Hollywood.
Late night was key to this war as
every single late night show engaged in nightly and weekly battles attacking
the evils of Trump and Republicans. And it wasn't long before the casualty list
began to show who was losing – Late Night.
Within two years half a dozen late
night shows from Wyatt Cenac to Jordan Klepper to Larry Wilmore were cancelled.
Ratings began a slow but steady drop for
every late night show on prime time and The Daily Show would suffer too.
Conan O'Brien would leave the field in 2019. All of this was before the
pandemic.
I should mention that Hollywood
still felt no allegiance to the Democratic Party, as late as the fall of 2019
Seth Meyers and Desus and Mero openly thought Trump would win reelection is
easily because there were no heavyweights running against him. Joe Biden had
declared his candidacy by that point. Even as America was entering a once in a
generation crisis they seemed to view it with the same detachment as Trump did.
Lockdown and being forced to quarantine was for them an inconvenience that was
stopping them from entertaining the masses. That hundreds of thousand of people
were dying and there was no apparent cure was at most, something they thought
they could use as a cudgel against the incumbent President.
By 2021 Hollywood may have
considered that they were the winners against the President. The problem was
that for the industry in general and late night in particular the casualties
had been so immense that Pyrrhus himself would say: "You guys got your ass
kicked."
Hollywood might have achieved
regime change as a result of their work but rather then declare victory and
move on they seem to have decided that there was more work to do and engaged in
a surge. They spent the next three years
attacking Trump and the GOP still in lockstep behind them with the full force
of their wrath. Late night continued to suffer as the budgets became such that
most shows had to go from five nights to four nights. Other shows were
cancelled outright.
The canary in the coal mine late
night was becoming should have been when James Corden retired in 2023. For more
than twenty five years CBS had a late night host there from Tom Snyder to Craig
Ferguson to Corden. Now they replaced it not with a traditional late night show
but the more cost effective After Midnight.
There had been other signs as
well: NBC had cancelled its 1:30 am slot which had been filled by Bob Costas
and Carson Daly after Lilly Singh proved disastrous. Full Frontal with
Samantha Bee was cancelled in 2022. The Daily Show spent nearly a year
with no official host before they managed to get Jon Stewart to come back part
time. All of this happened even before the 2024 election.
In the aftermath of Trump's
reelection Hollywood yet again should have considered if they were having the
desired effect. Instead they seem to have taken the argument that the ends
justified the means and choice to abandon even the pretense of civility. Every late night show (with the exception of
Jimmy Fallon) thought it was their duty to attack Trump with the most vehement
angry and ghastly terms. Anyone who even suggested that they were isolating
half the country – as Jay Leno, who had been the number one name in late night
for 20 years did in the aftermath of the cancellation of Colbert – was
considered giving aid and comfort to the enemy. That by this point the enemy
was a majority of the electorate was not part of the discussion: they were
denying election results the same way their greatest adversary was but the
Democrats hadn't.
By this point Hollywood had begun
to attack its own house and this was true with late night especially. They decided
that the businesses that had given them their livelihood were now untrustworthy
because they were choosing profits over telling the truth. That the industry
was struggling on multiple fronts and that one of them might well have been the
War on Trump for the past decade was irrelevant to the talent. That they
themselves were taking paychecks from their corporate companies even as they
increasingly attacked them as being lapdogs to the President is just as out of
touch as every time the President says that his failures are fake news. The
difference is, that he's still President despite everything the Colbert's of
the world have thrown at him. Ten years
in, they still deny his legitimacy in a way that makes them look as oblivious
as the people on the right they still excoriate on a daily basis. If you were
to tell them that despite everything the Republicans were still in charge, I
guarantee you Colbert would say: "So?!"
Hollywood has fought the War on
Trump for nearly a decade. By any metric you want to use it has been nearly as
big a disaster for the industry as the War on Iraq was for everyone involved. If
anything it has failed because they haven't even achieved their apparent goal
which was to remove Trump as a political threat. He managed to win reelection
in 2024 by a bigger margin of any of his three campaigns, the Republican party
has essentially been filled with loyalists to him and as of this election they
control both houses of Congress and a supermajority on the Supreme Court. How
Hollywood was supposed to stop any of this from happening with speeches on red
carpets or posts on social media or jokes on late night is something that you'd
think a group of people who claim to be as smart as they are should have
thought about before they engaged in this war. Its only slightly forgivable
because their entertainers and not a branch of government. But its because they've never been a branch
of government that it was always going to end in failure.
The reason I don't mourn Colbert's
departure is he'll be fine. He's a rich white guy in Hollywood: the sky's
always been the limit for him. I mourn the fact that during the last decade
millions of Americans needed escapism more than ever. This is a role that
throughout the 20th century when it comes up Hollywood has always
been able to answer the call. This time when it did America got voicemail that
told them: "We have no time to entertain you. We're too busy protecting
you from yourselves." That no one but Hollywood elected themselves
to this role is an irony that the Stephen Colbert of the Report would
have picked up on. The Colbert who's leaving Late Night on Thursday no doubt
thinks that there was a coup d'etat even though he was the only one who
declared himself the authority.
I know that Jon Stewart is
scheduled to be one of Colbert's last guests. I almost wonder if he will walk
up to him and say with no irony as he surveys the wreckage of late night.
"You did a heckuva job, Stevie." Twenty years ago, they'd have said it
ironically. If they said it today they'd mean it and be just as oblivious as
the man who was once their greatest adversary said in that same context.