Monday, July 17, 2023

R.I.P. Richard Belzer: A Special Edition of My Homicide Retrospective

 

Several months ago Richard Belzer, the legendary standup comic and actor who was practically inescapable from the character he portrayed for more than twenty years on countless series, passed away from cancer. I am told his last words included a twelve-letter obscenity which would have been completely in keeping with both him and John Munch.

I have dealt with the passing of several actors in recent years who have been critically connected to Homicide most significantly Yaphet Kotto and Ned Beatty, but it’s taken a lot more time for me to find the effort to write about Belzer’s. passing. In a large part, it’s because his death hit me far harder than any celebrity in recent years with the sole exception of Michael K. Williams. Williams’ death hit hard because it was shocking; Belzer’s shouldn’t have been because he’d been out of the public eye for awhile and had clearly been ill. But it doesn’t make it hurt any less. And that’s because John Munch may be the most iconic character not merely in the history of Homicide or even police procedurals, but television altogether.

He certainly showed up in so many places. When Law and Order decided to crossover with Homicide back in 1996 Belzer immediately had a rapport with Jerry Orbach, who had already begun to make Lennie Briscoe one of the most iconic cops in that franchise history. Munch was essentially a secondary character in that crossover, but in the two that followed, Munch would take the lead in both episodes of the series, and his banter with Orbach was incredible. I think few would have objected to a spinoff just featuring the two of them together as a private eye team. Instead when Homicide was cancelled in 1999, Dick Wolf cast Belzer to play one of the lead characters in the first spinoff of the series Special Victims Unit. (One of the fundamental reasons I disliked that show so much was not only as to how poorly Munch’s character was utilized but how the writers basically destroyed every element of the backstory the writers of Homicide had created to fit him into the world of SVU.)

By that point John Munch was beginning to show up everywhere. Even before the second Law and Order crossover aired, he had guest starred as Munch on an episode of The X-Files. (The episode took place four years before we first met Munch; perhaps the best joke of the story was that the conspiracy that unfolded was too much for him to believe.) Belzer would appear in every installment of Law and Order  except for Criminal Intent. He showed up as Munch in comedies – Arrested Development, 30 Rock and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. And even when it wouldn’t have made much sense considering the reality of it, we actually saw John Munch in a brief scene in the final season of The Wire, David Simon’s follow-up. The scene takes place in a bar and he never identifies himself, but we can tell it’s him because it’s a cop bar and he’s telling the owner that he doesn’t know the first thing about running one.

John Munch may have been a regular on SVU more than twice as long than he appeared on Homicide but for anyone who truly loves the procedural, Belzer will always be associated with Homicide first and foremost. He was not the most iconic character of that series – Frank Pembleton and Tim Bayliss will always be on that list ahead of him – but he may be the most quintessential one, because it’s impossible to separate the actor from the role. Even Belzer admitted while the series was still on the air that Munch was as close to what he would be if he ever had been a cop. And that made him one of the most memorable characters in TV history. This is extremely ironic because Munch’s role on Homicide was never front and center the same way so many of the other characters were, even though he was one of only four actors who stayed with the show from beginning to end.

That somehow fit Munch. We were never sure how old John Munch was. Belzer was 48 when the series began but he looked like one of those guys who had been born in his fifties. Yet even as younger detectives entered the squad, he was never given deference, never given respect by his bosses. That was fitting because while Munch was never a bad cop, from the start of the series you got the feeling he was never a great cop.

I don’t just mean in the sense of his clearance rate (although freeze frames of the board often showed he barely cleared more than half his cases during his stint in the Homicide Unit) It’s that Munch seemed to give the impression most of the time he was on the job that he wasn’t taking it seriously. He was always telling stories in the squad room that frustrated his colleagues by their inanity; he was always telling inappropriate jokes over dead bodies or when detectives genuinely seemed interest in doing their jobs (which irritated many of his partners to distraction) and he was always kvetching about something. Complaint seemed to be natural state; he was not mad at the world or even frustrated at it, just slightly irritated.

All cops on Homicide were cynical by default; Munch never seemed capable of turning it off. That was particularly interesting when the writers developed a perfect back story for him early in Season 1. Munch had been a member of the counterculture, a sixties radical who was a revolutionary. (One of the more wonderful jokes in the series history came in the final season when he finally managed to find his record using the Freedom of Information Act and saw the government never took him seriously. Naturally, he thought it was another conspiracy.) Munch believed in every government conspiracy imaginable, from why marijuana was illegal to his suspicion as to why Pope John Paul I died so suddenly and mysteriously. Which is why, as he mentioned to Lewis in Season 5, that his decision to become a cop was just another example of the supreme irony of life. (Lewis, who was trying to clean up the aftermath of a bar brawl that left a man dead in their bar, either ignored him or dismissed it as background noise.)

Munch was always as much the source of the comic stories on Homicide as anything else  but there was a darkness to him and genuine rage. This was made clear in our introduction to him in the Pilot where Munch is questioning a suspect who is telling a story that is particularly unbelievable. Bolander (Ned Beatty) has walked off to make a phone call, and after taking as much of the story as he can, Munch delivers one of the greatest monologues in the show’s (and TV history):

“Oh, I get it. You’re saving your better lies for the other guy. I’m just a doughnut in the on-deck circle. I’m Montel Williams. You want to take to Larry King…I have been a murder police for ten years, when you lie to me, you lie to me with respect. What is you don’t like my haircut…Don’t you ever again lie to me like I’m Montel Williams, you understand. I am not Montel Williams, you hear, I am not Montel Williams!”

When this beleaguered suspect asks: “Who’s Montel Williams?” Munch just says: “I’m not Montel Williams.”

For those of you who don’t remember Williams was a syndicated nineties African-American talk show host who happened to film his shows in Baltimore. (He was obscure even in his own time; Bolander didn’t know who he was either.)

Munch’s cynicism also reflected a more depressed air that we saw in one of the final scenes of the pilot where he talks with Lewis and Crosetti about the futility of their jobs and getting out of police work into something more rewarding. While this is going on, these detectives clearly make a young man who is eying them at wants to hold them up. They’re not inclined to arrest him; they’re actually annoyed that this kid doesn’t know that they’re cops. Finally Munch walks over and shows him his badge: “We’re murder police. Go rob somebody else.”

There are few moments in the series that more clearly define the kind of cop show Homicide was going to be that Munch’s tired reaction. They don’t frisk him for weapons or drugs. They don’t arrest him to help the good citizens of Baltimore. They don’t ask him what made do this. All of these things would have expected if not mandatory in any police drama before that. Munch just tells this guy to go away. It’s not even as if they have better things to do. They just don’t want to deal with the paperwork.

What is interesting about Munch is perhaps more than  any other detective on the show, he wore his heart on his sleeve. It’s never been clear how many women he married before the series began – we believe it’s only been twice at the start, but halfway through its up to three. In the first two seasons, he has an on-again, off again relationship with Felicia, who we never meet, and it finally ends in disaster in Season 2 just when he seems about to propose. Halfway through Season 3 we see a reference to Brigitte (Valerie Perrine) his girlfriend from his free-love phase, who shows a photo of him in all his unadorned glory. In Season 4, he falls in love with ME Alyssa Dyer (Harlee McBride, his wife) but ends up bedding her cop roommate before their first date. That relationship ends in disaster. In the final season he begins an affair with Billie Lou (Ellen McElduff) the bartender at the bar he owns and they get engaged. They get married in what would be the series finale, but he never consummates the union. By the time SVU begins they are divorced, though Munch is an unreliable narrator as to why. Having seen the women he falls in love with, the only explanation seems to be that women do like men who make them laugh.

Munch shows a similar devotion to his partners. This was particularly true with Bolander, who he constantly tried to win over and would always rebuff him. When Bolander was written out of the show in Season 4, his character was initially suspended but Munch spent much of that season desperately trying to get Bolander to see him or even answer his messages. During Season 4 , he would partner with the newly demoted Megan Russert (Isabella Hoffman) and initially try to win her approval, but she continued to reject him as sloppy. Even in partnerships when he was the elder statesmen, as in the final two seasons he would try to be a friend but receive little respect.

The thing was, despite Munch’s attitude, he cared. In the middle of Season 3, while serving a warrant with Bolander, Howard (Melissa Leo) and Felton (Daniel Baldwin) gunshots rang out. Munch was the only one who wasn’t hit. Throughout the three episodes that followed, Belzer did some of his best work, utterly detached in the hospital waiting room, and then bursting into tears as he realized ‘their bloods on my shoes.” His cynicism was detached when he kept hearing about Bolander “when he wakes up.” “They mean if,” he told Giardello. He spent the next two episodes by Bolander’s hospital bed and went into apoplexy when Bolander crashed after coming out of surgery. As the investigation into the shooter, believed to be Gordon Pratt (Steve Buscemi, in the first performance I recognized him in) a virulent racist, stalled he took out his frustration on Pembleton and  the two got into a shoving match. Pratt would end up dead at the end of the episode – and Bayliss, who investigated the murder, would always believe that Munch had killed him. Munch never admitted it, but he didn’t mourn Pratt and seemed happy that his murder had been unsolved.

When Pembleton had his stroke at the end of Season 4, Munch was frantic when the doctors refused to initially take him to the hospital. When Season 5 began, he was particularly unpleasant as to how everyone seemed willing to bend over backwards to let Pembleton rejoin the squad, saying no one would have done the same for him. (Sadly, that is very possible.) He baited Frank from the moment he came back, and then revealed a bitter truth. Throughout Pembleton’s recovery he had called his hospital and him dozens of times – and Frank had never gotten back to him once. Frank rarely admits he’s made a mistake about anything, so it was odd to see his reaction. Sheepishly, he tells Munch he didn’t think it would matter. Munch holds a grudge for the next episode – then when he sees Frank struggling with his memory, writes down phone numbers where he will always see them. Things are fine with them from that point on.

John Munch was a cynic among cynics, a misanthrope before such characters would become popular throughout the era of Peak TV. But no one ever found John Munch repugnant, no one ever got tired of watching him for more than a quarter of a century. Perhaps it was because of the fundamental nature of how Belzer played Munch, which was no doubt close to his own philosophy of life. You can’t take anything seriously, not even murder. Life is not a melodrama, its tragicomedy. And given how so many of the murders on homicide occurred, Munch was in the right place for his philosophy was writ large.

I will do a follow-up to this article later on, to showcase some of the highpoints of Richard Belzer’s career on Homicide. In all candor Munch should have gotten far more work to do on the show: I only remember his character having a critical role in investigation in barely 20 percent of the show’s 123 episodes and very few of them were centered on him. Belzer never objected to his lot in life; and was always thrilled to be working on such a classic as Homicide. (Some of his co-stars over the years were never as pleasant about it.) To give this performer and character his due, I intend to deal with some of the best moments he had, some of which showed that he was more than just the comic relief.  In another era, Munch might very well have gotten his own series. But considering Belzer’s nature, maybe he would have turned it down. Both he and his iconic character were always contrary.

 

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